Beyond the product brief.
The resume tells you what Johnathan ships. This page tells you who actually shows up. A Colorado-based PM who's equally at home debugging a dbt model, dropping into a black diamond chute, or cooking schnitzel in a centuries-old Italian farmhouse.
Tuscany. The schnitzel was good. The wine was better.
How he moves.
Weightlifting
Consistent training. The gym is the one place the roadmap doesn't follow him in.
Skiing — Extreme Terrain
Not the groomed stuff. Hitting cliffs, steep chutes, and whatever the mountain hides off the map.
Dirt Bikes
Rides and wrenches. Half the fun is tearing one apart and putting it back together in the garage.
Camping — Colorado
Dispersed sites, high altitude, no signal. Best way to reset after a brutal sprint.
Soccer
Grew up playing. Still plays. Gets inexplicably competitive about it.
Table Tennis
Don't let the casual vibe fool you. He takes this way more seriously than he lets on.
How he decompresses.
The same brain that builds data pipelines by day is raiding dungeons and grinding loadouts at night. Genre preferences lean toward shooters, RPGs, and anything with a good loot loop.
The real boss.
Moxxi
Named after the Borderlands character. Has the attitude to match. Fully aware she runs the apartment and acts accordingly. Supervises standups from a blanket. Highest-ranking stakeholder in the household. Non-negotiable.